This halftime show is worse than when my parents got divorced.
— mark hoppus. (@markhoppus) February 4, 2019
I wanted to run commercials but we've been too busy making MoonPies so I will be posting several scripts during breaks tonight that I have written for very good and important MoonPie spots that you can enjoy right here on Twitter instead #TheBigThing
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) February 4, 2018
my fave thing about the #SuperBowl is that there really is something in it for everyone. you like sports? here's sports. you're a big dweeb? here's trailers. you worship cardi b as your god? here she is drinking pepsi with michael scott.
WE ARE ALL BLESSED ON THIS EVE.
— emma lord (@dilemmalord) February 4, 2019
Time for the pic.twitter.com/ckwdAHv4Uu
— Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) February 3, 2019
Announcer: It's GETTING EXCITING NOW
Narrator: It wasn't
— Wendy's (@Wendys) February 4, 2019
can't wait for the "big game" today even tho we have to keep calling it the "big game" on social media instead of its actual name or else big powerful people will get very mad and that would totally ruin the "big game" for us yay sports
— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) February 3, 2019
We're far from the shallow now
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 3, 2019
These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 4, 2019
Name a more interesting bowl. We’ll wait.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 4, 2019
53 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) February 3, 2019
— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) February 4, 2019
Maroon 5 hours
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 4, 2019
I can’t do this anymore
— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019